Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
