so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i came on her dog
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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