but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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