we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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