doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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