At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Randomize
