I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Actions speak louder than pants.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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