You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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