Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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