yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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