What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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