No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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