let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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