Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize