2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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