if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
