I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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