so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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