My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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