summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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