I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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