Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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