I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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