New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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