hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
We need to rekindle our bromance
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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