I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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