I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize