Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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