I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You're a waste of cheezeits
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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