okay pat passed out under dana's car
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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