the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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