idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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