what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
