all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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