I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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