I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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