It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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