We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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