Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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