Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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