Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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