i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I lost the right to judge tonight
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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