Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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