My nipple is on Facebook.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
soo... how was my night?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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