You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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