Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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