How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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