No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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