is your mom at the bar?
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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