out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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