Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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