she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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