that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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