Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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