so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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