Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just fell off a train. Bad.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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